Nothing about you lines up.
All four axes are reversed. You and this person will never make the same choice in the same situation. The day you understand each other probably won't come. But — this is the one person in the store you'll never get tired of watching.
One stockpiles, one eats. What one piles up, the other melts away. On miraculous days, supply and demand actually balance.
One steps forward, one lies low. Shield and shadow. Perfect when it clicks, but usually only the one who stepped forward ends up in the line of fire.
One craves company, one wants to be left alone. The pursuer and the fled. One keeps talking, the other quietly keeps changing spots.
One calculates, one dives in. Brake and accelerator. Fast when it clicks. Except you usually hit both at the same time.